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San Diego Cocktail

the proprietor of the Whistle Stop has presented a drink that represents our finest burg. it’s bluish. ok greenish. it’s refreshing if you’re thirsty. reminiscent of gin without gin due to the combo of bitters & soda. cut your palate … Continue reading

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Alter Your States

warning: this is going tequila few brain cells. open the bottle. empty the bottle into your favorite alimentary canal (preferably via the “in” door) then go smashing your way down the hall until your williams hurt.

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Red Headed Slut

if you do NOT like Jägermeister then go get some now. and peach schnapps. and cranberry juice. mix them together and make them cold. then drink it.

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when winos whine

you are exactly like me which means you enjoy Livingston Cellars‘s’s Red Rosé served in heavily iced portions from a mason jar as the accoutrement parfait to a burrito. and that also means your favorite wine in the multiverse is … Continue reading

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ZOMBIES!

zombies. i love ‘em. but a lot of places don’t have the ingredients or the know-how. here’s some agreeable versions. a zombie without 151 is like an analogy without a. some saloon in encinitas put goldschläger in it, which did … Continue reading

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Sneaky Tiki

i snuck into the Turf Club where Abby (who is hot & cool & charming and i should shut up now) punched up a Sneaky Tiki. $7.00; $6.00 happy hour. Served in a bowl on a stick with umbrella-skewered produce, it … Continue reading

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Mexican Candy

Dennis of the Whistlestop Bar [2236 Fern Street, San Diego, CA 92104. Corner of 30th and Juniper, in South Park.] said that this was Drew’s secret delight. $6.00; $5.00 at happy hour.

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Pusser’s Rum!

Ah, Pusser’s! the famed fuel of Great Britain’s Royal Navy. because of its rude nose and gasoline aftertaste, the best way to drink it is straight from the bottle. unless you’re into party tricks with flame, then i suggest a … Continue reading

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