Author Archives: garth

Stand mixer up in this mofo

Posted on January 19, 2012 by garth

For a wedding present I got a sweet motherfucking Kitchenaid stand mixer. It’s like an awesome Harley Davidson for my kitchen. It looks exactly like this. So I’ve been doing shit with it. First I made some bread. It came … Continue reading →

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OKONOMIYAKI

Posted on November 30, 2011 by garth

Because fuck yeah, that’s why. This is the guy’s channel on YouTube.

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Mac and cheese *Edit*

Posted on November 29, 2011 by garth

Edit: For some reason I didn’t see the link to the mac and cheese recipe I posted right over there =>> For years mac & cheese meant Thanksgiving to me. I was a vegetarian for six years, and my mom wanted … Continue reading →

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Sexy cooking

Posted on November 4, 2011 by garth

The term “sexy cooking” was in my head. Ergo…whatever happened on this page. Am I weird in that I don’t find basketball-sized breasts attractive? Sarah Palin cooks a brownie dick. I totally just typed those words. The Sexy Cook – … Continue reading →

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Whoa! Brian Posehn’s little brother is awesome

Posted on September 28, 2011 by garth

Tell me the resemblance isn’t scary. How to Peel a Head of Garlic in Less Than 10 Seconds from SAVEUR.com on Vimeo. I ain’t been posting shiiiiiiit but I’ve been cooking all the same. I came across the easiest fish … Continue reading →

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I ain’t been cooking shiiiiiit

Posted on July 1, 2011 by garth

Here’s a Japanese chick with enormous boobs jumping around beating chicken. SPEEEEED COOOKING UZI Fruit Cocktail. Really. “I’m going to fuck this fruit up.” Will It Blend? Freakin’ oysters. (SPOILER: YES) This band is called “Bizarre Cooking Accident”. That is … Continue reading →

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My pal Courtney’s babydaddy makes some stuff

Posted on May 26, 2011 by garth

Here’s my friend Courtney, with her mang John and her lil sweet babycakes. They’re making yummy risotto. I remember a long time ago, when I was living in the Crapartment and Courtney was in Vancouver (she may be there despite … Continue reading →

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“Fussy eater” is a euphemism for “big pain in the ass”.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by garth

It’s some kind of meat-cake!

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Bourdain talks Food Network stars

Posted on April 28, 2011 by garth

In browsing teh interwebs you see lots of fun stuff. Here’s none other than Anthony Bourdain, the most-secretly French dude you’ll ever meet, talking about the Food Network’s “stars” and his opinions thereof. It’s a fun read. He is a … Continue reading →

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Videos about food from comedians.

Posted on April 17, 2011 by garth

I’ve been in dietland, so I’m surviving on a low calorie feed. But here’s a bunch of videos that make me laugh about food. Here’s Brian Regan talking about fig newtons. Louis CK continues the theme. Louis CK deserves all … Continue reading →

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