One day, I was IMing with my friend deadboy, and I said “it would be hilarious to make a site called ‘bro-cipes’, for bros!” and he agreed. So within 5 minutes I’d bought the URL, set up wordpress, and fucked around with a header that wasn’t as awesome as the one up there now. Our mission is to help the incompetent or disinterested make good food.
Here, I am preparing to attack a girl in the woods.
I’m Garth. I love cooking, and consider it one of the manliest things a manly man can do. Every woman I’ve ever dated has lost considerable weight after we break up. I love cooking all sorts of stuff, but especially meat. I’m planning on doing a duck soon, and maybe some game like venison or buffalo. I’ve also got a shotgun coming this week so at some point I’d like to follow a meal from getting its ass shot to getting in my belly. I may or may not show the end game in the toilet.
This is my fiancee Desi who will contribute from time to time. She loves eating the food that I make, and is living testament to the sex-enhancing properties of food. Otherwise no one as hot as her would get near me. See above pic for reference. She loves to cook too, mainly froo-froo French stuff (don’t get me wrong. Those frogs know how to motherfucking eat, plus without them, pfft, no cigarette tricks), and tasty breakfasts and whatnots.
The helmet protects nothing.
deadboy claimed to be interested in doing recipes too, but he’s a huge bastard who would rather get shitfaced and accost strangers walking past his bleak apartment complex in North Park in the middle of the night. He is a vegetarian despite his hatred of all living things, and was born with a dead twin growing where his penis should be. He also did not write his own about blurb.
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Marie writes “Bitches Gotta Eat Too” and loves eating hearts, living and dead, as well as other organs. She was a vegetarian for a while but came over to the dark side hard. She has a shitload of other blogs and things she does as well.